cabbage boy (kingpumpkin3) wrote,
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Probably one of my favorite stories of all time....

Daryl: Sorry. Just having a little trouble. A little....trouble at home. A little domestic problem. Nothing....to be alarmed at. Just a little....female problem. (Vomits cherry pits) Don't pay any attention. It's a cheap trick. Anybody can do it. I taught it to them myself. Ungrateful little bitches, aren't they? I want to ask you something. You all go to church. Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? No shit! I really want to know. Or do you think it was one of His minor mistakes? Like tidal waves! Earthquakes! Floods! Do you think women are like that? What's the matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We all make mistakes. Of course, when we make mistakes, they call it evil. When God makes mistakes, they call it....nature. So what do you think? Women....a mistake? Or did He do it to us on purpose?! I really want to know! If it's a mistake, maybe we can do something about it! Find a cure! Invent a vaccine. Build up our immune systems. Get a little exercise. Twenty push-ups a day....and you never have to be afflicted with women, ever again!
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